The Magic

Hello all from my bedroom where I am reverting back to my childhood days,

Yes, I am admittedly watching The Fairly Odd Parents. I used to watch this and Avatar religiously. Recently, I have done an Avatar marathon and watched the whole series. NERD ALERT!!!!!!

I have a friend who is going through some relationship issues. She feels as though the magic is all gone. This one is for the gentlemen today, I encourage all of you to read it diligently and handle this delicate information with care. It could save your relationship with a great girl.

First, women really like attention. We are magnets for it. If you aren't giving her attention, she is going to lose interest or will come to think that there is a problem that may or may not exist. Our minds work like this: if you aren't paying attention to me, you must be paying the toll elsewhere. Meaning, you must be showering some other girl with attention instead of me. There is nothing more annoying than an attention deprived girl, so you shouldn't withhold it from us. If you would rather pull your own teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers rather than be around us, talk to us, or any other means of giving attention to us, it is time to reevaluate the relationship.

Also, women like to be touched. This could range from a sweet kiss on the forehead to a playful swat on the behind. We eat that shiz up like chocolate on Valentine's day. Or any day really, let's be serious. Okay men, here is a subtle reminder, Valentine's day is in 10 mere days. It is rapidly approaching, so get to the store and buy those teddy bears or put the final touches on those homemade cards. Back to the touching, we like it, a lot. It doesn't matter where your hands are as long as they are on some part of our body. We know you men are a bunch of little horn dogs so, again, it works like this: if you aren't touching me, you must be out there getting feely with someone else.

We like surprises, too. Us screaming and begging for you not to surprise us really translates into, "I really want you to send me random things to my workplace or school because I am dying to see a physical sign of your affection. If you don't, you must not care." We really enjoy spontaneity. Even though you think random flowers or a surprise date may seem a little fruity to you, do it anyways! We love that mushy stuff! It doesn't have to be anything crazy, just having our favorite movie set up with a bowl of popcorn ready for us when we come home from a long hard day of being a girl is good enough. Nine times out of ten you will get something in return. These little surprises are like one way tickets to whatever fantasy you have been dreaming about lately. To reiterate this crucial point, surprise us. Keep it interesting.

Take us around your friends. This is extremely important fellas. If we sense that you are keeping us from your friends, we start to think bad thoughts like, "Hmm, what is wrong with me? Do I smell bad?" This leads to us becoming insecure. Let me make this very clear, there is nothing more annoying than an insecure woman. Women are social creatures and need a vast pool of people to talk to and be around. We like to be included in the group of people you obviously love and care about. Also, this is a good chance for you to observe how your friends take your gf. If they don't like her, odds are she is no good for you. You need to put your Nikes on and run in the most opposite direction if they can't stand to be around her for more than an hour at a time.

So, do it for selfish reasons or do it because you really love her. Once that magic is gone, it is hard to get it back. It is a slippery downward slope from a top a very steep hill once a girl begins to feel insecure around you. She will start to see problems with herself and with you that aren't really there, and then before you know it, you are ending something that could be great all because the effort was not put in. Whatever you put in, we are likely to give three times back. It kind of goes along with the saying, give us an inch and we will take it a yard. But in this scenario it is more like, give us a little attention and we will pamper and cater to you like you are a king of the world.