Jokes on Monday

Hello all,

I am feeling a little bit jokey today so I am going to tell you all a joke that Cassie and I used to laugh at all the time:

There were three couples going out on a triple date together. (Here we used to insert our own names or names of people we knew). They went out to a nice restaurant and sat together in a booth. The men were all trying to be sweet to their sweethearts and thought of clever flirty things to say. One turned to his girlfriend and said, "Pass me the sugar, sugar" with a sexy wink. The other boy, not wanting to be outshone on this group date said, "Pass me the honey, honey" and leaned over to kiss his girl on the cheek. The last man looked at his girlfriend, who was expecting to be called something sweeter than sugar or honey, and said, "Pass me the bacon, pig!"

I can barely type because I am laughing so hard at myself right now. These are the kinds of men I tend to be attracted to, the insensitive ones who don't get how to be sweet and charming. Or even worse, they think this sort of thing is sweet and charming. Whew! Good times, that one never gets old!

Happy Monday y'all, stay classy:)